Funny Quotes
Mood:  caffeinated
Here are some of my favorite random quotes. ENJOY!


*Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?*

**Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

*Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

***Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

**Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.

**Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!

**I'm not always late. Sometimes I don't show up.

*"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

**"Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids." Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?

***"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

**"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

**Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.


Haha! Hope You Enjoy!

Mood:  happy
This is my first entry. Today is pretty boring, I'm in school right now. when i get home i have to wait for Justin to get there. Hopefully he got the job in goshen! If you did'nt know... I'm Pregnant, actually 7 and a half months! So yea, that's why justin NEEDS to get this job. AnyWho, I heard some good news last night! Sam and Tiff (and Landon) are moving back up here! Actually not too far from Justin and I! but hopefully me and justin get our own place once he gets a job. having the baby live in their house i think is just going to be too hectic!(SP?) ANYWAY! Dad gets paid today! so we will probably go out to eat. i dont know if we'll do that before or after Justin gets there. We'll that's all for now! I'll post later~!